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Ten-word Definitions

vegetable: It's like a fruit but less tasty. Sometimes brain-dead people.

pencil: writing implement if you can't get it right the first time

sport:The art of caring far too much about a game.

human: Ladies, gentlemen and all shades of gender between. Pink. Squishy.

pie: A savoury or sweet gloop, usually lumpy, encased in pastry.

(Interesting how the definition of "human" manages to include all shades of gender but not all shades of color. Not every human is pink. Though we are all squishy.)

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